Bored at work, avoiding my lesson plans.

WHO KNITS THIS CRAP???!!!

For the skimpy, Scarlett in all of us.

A la Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman

And now her nighttime look. Elegent, no?

Summer wear...for the days when a thong is just too risque!

Her winter look...

And finally, a look that any boss would love to see his new CEO step off of the elevator in...


What were they thinking? It is from some haute couture site, but it looks all sleezy and cheap to me. "You wanna 'haute' this big boy?"


Some things just shouldn't be knitted.